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and a week later he died

Similar to 'and then I found five dollars', but with more emphasis on how the story was not spicy enough, or needed that extra bit of oomph. Originates from an English exam produced by CS Enterprises.
CS: After seeing his father in hospital, the man went home. And a week later he died.

JH: Damn.

CS: Yeah, I know. Shurikan!!!!!
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The Fucks of the Week

Fuck Shit up Sunday
Fuck Everything Monday
Fuck Me Tuesday
Fuck This Wednesday
Fuck You Thursday
Fuck It Friday
Shut the Fuck Up Saturday
Friend 1: Dude! Have you heard of the fucks of the week?
Friend 2: Yeah. Today is fuck it friday
by Fexaj April 19, 2011
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Shark week

The term referring to "that time of the month" (her period.) This term is derived due to the fact it feels as if Jaws is down under and fucking things up worse then thunder ever could. Thunder down under
"Man what's my women's problem?!"
"Dude it is obviously shark week"
by Spelvirki July 23, 2016
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bear week

Another word for the week where someone menstruates/begins the period bleed. It is called bear week because you often feel like an irritated grizzly bear that wants to be left alone.
Person A: Oh no, bear week just started.

Person B: Good thing you brought tampons with you!
by TeddytheImpaler April 10, 2020
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Birthday Week

The blatantly wrong way of saying birth week. People actually mean birth week and don't realize it's incorrect. You wouldn't say birthday month or birthday year. Anyways, its people who want to feel special longer than a day, lasting several days up to a week.
Denise just said birthday week when that's grammatically incorrect. It's a birthday or birth week. Not both.
by HeavenV December 21, 2021
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shark week

a shark's brain looks like a vagina hence, a girl's monthly period is called Shark WEEK
Shark week this week. Crap :(
by iamsomerhalder October 23, 2010
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Freak of the Week

someone who is weird looking, or acts weird, or both
by skaterj666 October 5, 2010
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