wax

a word used to describe a person who is being fake or plastic

Oh my god Jaden you are being so wax right now

by ilovejadenspussy March 28, 2017

Wax your Gibbous

Waxing an anus with hemorrhoids

"I will wax your gibbous"

by StapleTapeworms February 20, 2024

Wax Your Beagle

The act of waxing your Beagle dates back to the renessaince when men would dip there genitals into a crude tar to a boil. The often painful process was the first recorded attempts of removing one's pubic hair. Any shaving or waxing of the genitals is known as "Waxing Your Beagle". The term Beagle was given specifically to a males member by French aristocrats and was found in recordings dating as far back as 1476.

First date:
Guy: "So do you wax your beagles or keep it natural."

Girl: "Do what?"

by Btbamtbdm November 8, 2017

Wax Sad

An impact of the Wax market going to a level, where you can't afford a purchase of wax

Wax are going up, so I can't afford it, therefore i'm Wax sad

by Kongen69420 August 24, 2021

Wax

Usually in the context of food. To finish or to eat.

"Ease up, I can't eat anymore I just waxed down this whole plate of jellof."

by Cijai November 17, 2019

waxing a camel

This refers to a lady who is shaving her intimate parts.
The use of the word camel is taken from the popular phrasecamel toe.
Whilst watching an ac/dc concert,I found it very difficult to understand some of Brian Johnson's lyrics.
One of the lines sounded like "She was waxing a Camel".
These are not the actual words, But ac/dc may use them if they wish.

Hi Britney, Have you been waxing a camel?
I say Jeeves, Is that lady Waxing a camel?
I can't come out tonight, I am waxing my camel.
I prefer a lady with a waxed camel, not a 70's bush.
Looking through a window,I observed two ladies waxing each others camels, I was thoroughly disgusted!
Look at that camel, I bet it is waxed.
My favourite hobby is camel waxing.

by Scott Bon January 11, 2009

Wax

The Aroma that is expressed from your gooch after a hot shower, it often smells tangy and is sticky.

Dude after my shower I crouched down and smelt my putrid wax

by Wax Master October 22, 2020