West Virginia University 

noun: The place where before football games a cop hands you a cup for beer, and says "Enjoy the game", where it is becoming acceptable to burn couches and drink with professors. The place where everyone is 21 no matter what your REAL ID says. Occassionally attend class, and when you do you are still hungover or drunk. Sadly where you have to depend on a crappy transportation system, the PRT which is guarnteed to make you late for class. And no matter where you go its uphill BOTH ways.

West Virginia University: Where Greatness is learned and Couches are burned

West Virginia University by Kelly Fletcher February 11, 2005

Jhene Aiko Bird University 

Jhene Aiko bird university is for the BIRDS. The girls (or guys) who listen to her music and quote it saying 'they felt it deep in their soul' these people tend to be a bit ditzy and dumb. They're usually easily impressed by fake deep lyrics written by jhene. Another example is 'I saw your new bitch and it boost my self esteem'. The birds felt it because theyve got low self esteem, that's why jhenes music appeals to them.
Attendees of JHENE AIKO BIRD UNIVERSITY usually say they want a 'toxic relationship like Big Sean and jhene' they also think that astrology and crystals are the answer to everything.
Classes in Jhene aiko bird university include classes on 'how to rinse Jhenes mediocre lyrics and tweet them/make them your insta caption' another class is 'how to pretend you've got over your cheating ex boyfriend but forgive him after because the stars told you to'

Most Jhene aiko bird university students are corny, easily impressed and down right stupid.

Jhene aiko is the ultimate BIRD of rnb music

Jhene aiko bird fan: 'I dont compete I complete and I felt that deep in my soul'

Sane person: You're such a bird. You must attend jhene aiko bird university

Jhene Aiko Bird University by boopy12 May 1, 2020

Universal Ugly 

Someone who represents all that is ugly and wrong with the world.

Someone highly unlikely to have friends, a career, a relationship, or a life due to the inherent nature of their terrible looks and/or personality

Guy 1: Dude did you hear that Melissa got rejected by her date/job/school/life?
Guy 2: Duh, I'm not surprised. She's universal ugly. Who would want to see that on a regular basis?

Universal Ugly by Mork Minus Mindy May 27, 2008

Universal Whore Tattoo 

A tattoo just above a woman's ass that let's all guys know she's a whore.

AKA - Tramp Stamp

Even when I was in Amsterdam, the girls with those tattoos were whores. I guess that's the Universal Whore Tattoo.

Universal Whore Tattoo by Bulldog January 29, 2006

Fordham University 

A damn good school located in New York. Has campuses in the Bronx (Rose Hill), Manhattan (Lincoln Center), and Westchester County (Marymount). Mascot is the Ram, colors are maroon and white.

Contrary to some peoples beliefs, Rose Hill is actually the superior campus in terms of educational options, even though anyone from Lincoln Center will dispute this. Those from Lincoln Center should get off their high horse, because like everyone else your degree will not say your campus, but it will say your school, Fordham University. So get off it, because we are all Fordham, and a Rose Hill degree is the same as a Lincoln Center one.

Fordham University by bigtones August 29, 2007

Bloomsburg University

A drinking Town with a College Problem. A party school. A place where the beer flows like wine, and frat boys instinctively flock to the bars and to Sal's for pizza.

"I chose Bloomsburg University because i heard it was a good party school."

Bloomsburg University by Melanie January 25, 2005

york university

The people who take my money.

"Hey man, wanna eat some food and shit?"

"Can't do it man. I have to go sell myself on Sentinel Road and give the money I make to York University."

york university by Drama_King January 20, 2008