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Mexican Turtle Neck

When one partner is giving another partner oral pleasure. The receiving partner intentionally or unintentionally farts and when they fart they blow watery shit all over the neck and chest of there partner. Most often found in exotic locations were visitors stomachs are not acclimated to the local fare.
John and Susie were in mexico for vacation. Johns stomach wasn't feeling well from the water and or spicy food but Susie was feeling frisky from the margaritas and she went down on John dispite his condition as susie was down town giving John the business. John thought he could relieve some preasure out the back door. To John and Susies suprise when Jhon relieved the preasure out the back door he spayed liquid shit all over her neck and chest. Thus giving Susie a Mexican Turtle Neck
by Bangkok Benny May 21, 2009
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turtle head poking out

Turtle head poking out can mean two things:

1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.

2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.

2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
by Coxweld July 4, 2009
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Turtle Ass

A person, typically male, who wants to get drunk every weekend and thinks that country music is the shit. Most people who dislike the turtle ass usually hang out with them because they are from a remote city where the population is outnumbered by the amount of live stock. When you see a turtle ass, call him a turtle ass. Don't pass up the opportunity.
by Chris P. Jackson November 13, 2011
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turtle suit

GIs often don't want to wear turtle suits because it restricts their moblity and range of motion, but it has proven to have saved hundreds of lives.
by Bill Peters October 12, 2006
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turtlenecking

where u really need to take a huge dump and u gotta keep squeezing it back in becos its forcing its way out
Stewy: man find me a toilet im turtlenecking!!!
by Chri$$un October 8, 2008
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Turtle Soup

A code word for sexual intercourse. It can be used at parties to communicate between friends in front of females and they will have no clue as to what you are talking about. You can never get full off of turtle soup and it always leaves you wanting more.
Dude, I'm having turtle soup tonight!
by Sheriff Dardo Boy January 4, 2012
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turtle hull

I travel with a first aid kit in my turtle hull.
by Monty Graves April 29, 2006
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