Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close

Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?

I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?

Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope

When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule

You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

by Death Menace May 4, 2023

Turkish Jade, turKish jaUde, turkisH jadE

Turkish Jade, turKish jaUde, turkisH jadE

Turkish Jade, turKish jaUde, turkisH jadE

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

turkish butt

A butt that is so big, so good, so Turkish.

In my visit to instanbul, I discovered that everyone has an amazing butt. I’m calling everyone who has a nice butt, a Turkish butt

by Ramyhassin July 26, 2021

Turkish brown chicken

A sexual act consisting fucking a chicken and then cooking it and using chicken legs to then fuck your partner in the anus. Then pull the chicken out with poop and share it with your partner.

Brad-I did the Turkish brown chicken with my boyfriend yesterday it was so nice!

by CockRoacher69 April 18, 2024

Turkish Turtlehead

When you piss on your turtlehead by angling your penis down and towards your ass where the shit is coming out. A variant of the Turkish Turtlehead would be pissing on your shit AFTER its came out of your ass, but it’s highly contentious. Its name derives from how kebab chefs spray/squirt oil on their doner kebabs when preparing it for consumption. Note: you do not have to eat your shit after it’s been pissed on for it to be considered a Turkish Turtlehead.

Jakub: “That Turkish Turtlehead was one for the history books!”

by JakubRawHoneySnowBunnyHeaven7 June 4, 2025

turkish dagger

when you give someone a coffee enema and then dip your cock in coffee grounds and fuck 'em

I was at Starbucks the other day and gave the manager a Turkish Dagger

by MakeEnumsGreatAgain March 20, 2020

Turkish Mindset

A mindset that only those closely related to a turk can attain. One who has the Turkish Mindset is to be feared. The Turkish Mindset is so powerful that it cannot be properly defined.

Person a: "Hi josh, how are you?"
Josh: "Do not speak to me, you do not have the Turkish Mindset."

by Freaky Mud lover 896 November 12, 2024