Turkish Puff

After a Cincinnati Cigarette, you put it into their ass and smoke it. After you finish smoking it, you nut on it to put it out, then use the ashes to draw on the girls tits

Yo that Cincinnati Cigarette was fire, bend over so I can hit a Turkish Puff

by Batholemew dinklebottom October 26, 2025

Turkish Getup

A standing/reverse-cowgirl hybrid where the bottom partner starts lying on their back, then uses one arm (like the kettlebell exercise it’s named after) to push themselves up into a full standing position while still impaled and riding the top partner’s dick/strap-on. Bonus points if the top partner stays completely still the whole time like a human kettlebell, letting the bottom do all the dramatic Turkish get-up gymnastics for maximum core workout and show-off flex.

“She hit me with the Turkish getup last night, stood all the way up with my dick still inside her like it was an Olympic event. My soul left my body around rep three.”

by Fudge Cluggins November 19, 2025

Turkish Quandale Dingle

A character from the "Tik Tok Rizz Party" who dances in the right side of the screen, and is easily characterized by his large nose, short black hair, dark eyes, and black outfit.

Bro, Turkish Quandale Dingle be pulling all 10/10's at the Tik Tok Rizz Party!

by The Meme Teacher May 31, 2024

Turkish Multi-Birth

When a pregnant woman gives birth, and loves the feeling of it so much that they insist on it being forcefully shoved back inside the vagina to give birth again.

Why is your head shaped like that?
Because my mom performed a Turkish Multi-Birth!

by Dr. Tip June 2, 2024

Turkish Ear Tickle

Two people that both put their penis inside of one persons opposite ears. They then ejaculate and go to the opposite ear and slurp out the ejaculatory fluids. These people then spit the fluids into both nostrils of the person the Turkish Ear Tickle is being done too.

“Wow, that Turkish Ear Tickle was wild last night.” Jeff said.

by TheFreakyDictionary June 4, 2024

Turkish Thank You

When you're fucking a girl from behind and are about to cum, you pull out and put the tip of your penis on her butthole to finish; some of the ejaculate should run down to her pussy and down her legs

After Charlotte cooked me a particularly good dinner, we had sex and I decided to give her a Turkish Thank You. Her rosebud and lips looked like a lake with a cum waterfall.

by bobojo June 10, 2024

The Turkish rule

The Turkish rule dictates that it is not gay (or at the very least it's less gay) to "Top" another man than to receive this comes from the notion of passive gay men being rejected from Turkey's military. This term is commonly used in south Texas .

"I'm still straight I applied the Turkish rule."

by South Texas scribe July 20, 2024