Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 20, 2022
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totally titalicious

having completely delicious tits
1)that girl is totally titalicious
2)the girl i fucked last night was so totally titalicious
by sexy and sexy December 30, 2009
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Total Juan Move

Acting in such Fashion of Juan Musci in ways where you lie about sleeping with females. The lies are so obvious that it is considered a total Juan Move.
“I had a girl over last night he he heeeTotal Juan move you did nothing...
by Buttbongofiesta November 20, 2020
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Totallation

Totallation is a word that spontaneously used in conversation to dramatize the current mood, which was a relaxing mood. It is made of the words "total" and "relaxation", meaning total relaxation.
Person 1: Can't wait to relax!
Person 2: Totally...
Person 1: Totallation, man
by marcthisera November 25, 2021
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Total Smoke Show

A term used to describe someone who is extremely attractive, often in a way that turns heads and garners widespread attention. This person exudes confidence, sex appeal, and a striking appearance that makes them stand out in any crowd. Typically used to highlight a level of physical attractiveness that is exceptionally high.
"Did you see Jamie at the party last night? She was a total smoke show!"
by murr2k June 11, 2024
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total vomz

The characteristic of something being totally repulsive, unattractive, or disgusting.
Did you see that old fat guy stretching on the treadmill? Omg, TOTAL VOMZ!
by estherrebekah February 11, 2011
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total mong

you sir are a total mong
by mongmna November 28, 2019
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