beef topper

While doing anal they fart on your dick

“Yo how’d it go with the girl last night?”

“Terrible. We were doing some butt shit and she gave me a beef topper. I ghosted her.”

by Thetrashman420 April 9, 2024

Stinky Toupee

The dollop of shit you find on the head of your cock after you pull out of someone's butt.

Something that ends up on the head of your cock when it gets farted on, the fart has some shart with it.

Chelsea is so nasty, that she left a stinky toupee on the head of my cock when I pulled out of her farting asshole.

My boyfriend and I were having a farty party and I accidentally pushed too hard, and gave him the ol stinky toupee.

by Premature Elfatulation September 11, 2024

needing to pee after orgasming

needing to pee after orgasming

i had a feeling of needing to pee after orgasming

by stbbbkvfukde February 17, 2025

Denver Toupee

The act of finishing on someone’s face then trimming your beard or pubes over them so that they stick.

“Hey you have a stray pube on your lip”

“Oh sorry, my boyfriend gave me a Denver Toupee last night. “

by Dortybordy March 7, 2025

spin topper

girl spinning on a cock/dick/ding dong/penis

Itzal wants to be a spin topper and get mouthwash

by West Middle School 78856456435 March 14, 2026

colins toupee

to say something difficult, gnarly or ugly is easy to do, conquer or achieve

she was the ugliest women in the village but even colins toupee would smash its back doors in
colins toupee would have landed that

by lowrider27 August 27, 2025

bull-dyke mc topper

A bull dyke vehicle with a topper. These vehicles may include subaru, toyota's, s-10's ect.

"Oh look at Susie with her golden retriever in her toyota"
"Oh gosh, susie is such a bull-dyke mc topper."

by J Moss April 25, 2008