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Posts obviously cut & paste from others' status updates at the originators' request.
Now my FaceBook is flooded with all this junk posting (mass posting,chain posting) because Suzie has asked everyone to like and re-post her "loving friends" status update, "Let's see who actually pays attention. Like this post and then copy this as your status. I'll be watching to see who really does cherish family and friendship. Thank you for being a part of my life!" This is worse than a chain letter or junk e-mail.
by Teddy Damian October 24, 2011
mugGet the junk posting (mass posting,chain posting)mug.

Junk

many meanings such as literal garbage,
a bunch of candy a child eats parents call junk food,
a mans dick.
the junk smelled
by #starbucks7 August 28, 2016
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junk tug

This is when a dude get his junk tugged by another person as a form of torment, torture, retaliation, or punishment. Not something performed by your comrades! Akin to it's distant cousin the junk punch this act distinctly involves the member directly and not the adjacent coin purse, and may be augmented by a lateral jerk or twist.
As I got out of the shower my wife was bent over blow drying her hair I smacked her ass. She did not approve so she reached through her legs and gave me a junk tug to let me know.
by Bloody Snotbubble August 7, 2011
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both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.
"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"
by lol_words October 3, 2018
mugGet the both hands on my junkmug.

Junk (bet)

Junk (bet) – Referred to as Dots, the bet involves earning a point, or Dot, for predetermined achievements during a round of golf. Dots are assigned a monetary value, say $1. Dots include, but are not limited to: Birdie, Chippie, Greenie, Mongolian Reversal (bet), Sandie, Barkie, Rockie, and the elusive Skullie (bet), almost earned by one of the clowns at the road on 4.
That fuckin’ Murphquake, he intentionally hits it into the bunkers just to get Junk (bet)!
by Just another clown June 20, 2020
mugGet the Junk (bet)mug.

Junk box

Junk box is A piece of shit vehicle/person anyone named Dustin,Aaron and David is a piece of Shit junk box with a little dick a junk box vehicle is a gmc,Chevy,Honda,Acura,bmw,Mercedes and v6 mustangs
Yo David yours such a junk box little ass faggot go suck a dick queer
by Your Mom Is A Hoe December 6, 2019
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urban junk

The general term for rubbish genres of music, including but not exclusive to R'n'B, hip hop, garage and soul.

Could also be used as a term for fly tipping in an urban area.
"I hate it when they play urban junk on the radio."

Georgine:*whilst thinking of her crush* "I wonder what music he's into?"
Fred:"I bet he's into urban junk." *laughs*
by Pretty_Vacant October 24, 2007
mugGet the urban junkmug.

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