slim jim soup

The noxious, viscous stew resulting from having intercourse with multiple men at one time.
sausage wallet

After a ride on the Bang Bus, that bitch was swimming in slim jim soup.

by Dealicious November 14, 2015

Uncle Big Jim

A person who supports poorly run organizations but argues that they are "light-years ahead". They then take on the name "Uncle Big Jim"

Jimjig: The San Francisco Giants are such an amazing team. Their farm system is ranked 30th in the MLB and they are 3.5 games behind the wild card.
Wise Vahe: Oh don't be preposterous Jimjig, they will never catch up to the Almighty Los Angeles Dodgers who God has blessed then with World Series victories from 2019 to infinity.
Jimjig: Well let's go Dodgers!
Wise Vahe: What an Uncle Big Jim.

by Hayastan03 July 17, 2019

Earth Worm Jim

Someone who appears to have muscle under their clothing, but in fact, they don't.

Tim: Look at John, is it me or has he been working out?
Mario: Nah. He's a Earth Worm Jim. Take off that sweater and he'll look like a run away chiwawa.

by lightsaber4ah8r August 10, 2016

big jim and the twins

the schlong and the nuts
the sausage and eggs
the wang and the balls
the banana and the apples

you know the man parts
the penis and the testicles!!!

by Bozz Hawg March 29, 2004

jim crow laws

Laws from the late 1800s that allowed white people to be racists.

The segregation of schools was caused because of the Jim Crow laws

by DDDDDDDog September 30, 2013

Jim Jones Party

A Jim Jones Party is when you crush up a bunch of Ativan, Xanax, Valium, or any other water soluble benzodiazapine tranquilizers and then dissolve them in a punchbowl filled with grape Kool-Aid...

Invite twenty people to the party...With ten of the people arriving early and the other ten arriving two hours later...

Have the first ten people drink the punch...

Pop in a video tape of the film "Guyana Tradgedy" starring Powers Booth as Jim Jones and hit "Play"...

By the end of the film, everybody at the party should be passed out (Havem pass out on the floor)...

Soon, the other ten party-goers will have showed up to the party to "make the discovery"...

When Chris' mom got home, she saw ten teenagers unconscious, laying on the floor, with the T.V. on static...She knew it immediatley...Another fuckin' Jim Jones Party

by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006

earthworm jim

a small, uncircumcized penis.

Man, that French dude's Speedo is way too tight. I can clearly see his earthworm jim.

by polpun March 08, 2011