Tickets Unlimited

A live event ticketing company based in Knoxville, TN. They love to steal your money by charging you outrageous and mysterious "service charges" for simply printing a ticket for you. Most $20 ticket shows have at least a $6.50 Tickets Unlimited tax added.

Damn that parking ticket just hit my wallet hard, but at least it's no Tickets Unlimited.

by ticketsunlimitedsucks October 23, 2008

thicket

a group of wankers (chavs)

what a bunch of wankers

no, a group of chavs is a thicket

same difference

by Batman February 8, 2005

Thickets

Any conjested place or area.

No point in coming out,

the spot just got burly and deep into the "thickets."

by R2-DQ February 11, 2010

tuckett

Ginger pubed freak, that enjoys taking advantage over Fuglies when they are passed out.
takin advantage = being fucked by pogs.
etc. www.tubgirl.com

Tuckett was being a tuckett at new years eve party.
hehehhe.

by Kerry Clyde. March 25, 2003

silly tickletits

when a man is performing fellatio on an ungroomed kazakstanian mans balls, and he puts his finger in his mouth, then yours, then grabs your boob and sprays the cum from the kazakstan guys dick all over you, then proceeding to rub his testicles on your tits.

my boyfriend brought home Borat last night, and i knew that i was going to get silly tickletits.

by sudenly a wild MANKEY appears! August 5, 2008

Ticker

An individual that masturbates routinely, usually because they haven't and/or can't have sexual intercourse due to their unsightly appearance.

John: "How does Dave live without friends? That must suck."
Frank: "Yeah, I know right? He's probably a ticker."

by damann August 27, 2009

ticketwhore

A person who will do anything for a ticket to see their favourite band/singer/comedian preferable with someone with a nick name that has to do with herbs.

Ryan : I really want a Justin Bieber meet and greet ticket!
Helen : would you bang Chives for one?

Ryan : all night long
Helen: you are a ticketwhore.

by Ryrylovesbieberforlyf August 27, 2013