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blow a big pole

The act of giving a blowjob to a huge dick
Man she sure likes to "blow a big pole" if you know what I mean
by Mrswan December 29, 2013
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Miami Totem Pole

A common sex position in Miami. A guy stands up while carrying a girl and fucks her. Then, that girl has another girl on her shoulders and eats her out. That girl then carries another girl and eats her out. This totem pole continues until someone cums and the pole falls over.
Bro, I went to the beach and they were having a Miami Totem Pole contest!
by RoyLleh February 18, 2010
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10-foot pole

A non-descript 10-foot pole used to touching things you would not want to touch with your hands (for example, poking a very decayed corpser)

Some things you would refrain from touching even when using a 10-foot pole. In that case, a 20-foot pole is required.

It is also, in some cases, used to describe a very large phallus.
I won't touch that rotting corpser! I'll use my 10-foot pole for it.

I wouldn't touch that dirty skank with a 10-foot pole!

His penis was unequaled in its size, and was reminiscent of a 10-foot pole.
by Vee Are Are Schee January 13, 2004
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Totem Pole Challange

Taping 3 or more beers together and shotgunning all of them at once.
Brad: Yo bruh, what are you doing with my beers?

Chad: Dude, I’m doing the totem pole challange. It’ll be easy for me.
Brad: That’s awesome dude.
by jg357 December 17, 2018
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Saskatoon Totem Pole

Outdoor Canadian Sex Act with two men in snow suits standing facing each otherwith their hard dicks out . They hold a naked woman or man in-between, then lower them onto both their dicks' at the same time. Can be vaginal, anal or both. Basically standing double penetration in the snow.
Ted and I ripped Robin open with a Saskatoon Totem Pole. My sac got a little frost bit though.
by Shelltown May 30, 2009
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Pole smoker

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by pole smoker March 23, 2003
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Ask the Poles. They know.

Another catchphrase for email footers and instant messenger status messages.
From the NYT column article "The Glory of Poland" by Roger Cohen.
- How on earth can you title an article "The Glory of Poland"?
- Ask the Poles. They know.
by TomGore April 13, 2010
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