Taint-Rapist 

Unwanted violation of the taint

A taint-rapist took me behind an ally and did strange unwanted things to my taint.

Taint-Rapist by Smacktalker9999 January 1, 2011

tainted knuckles 

Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.

Damn! I'm going to have to wash my hand.I got tainted knuckles.

tainted knuckles by wolfbait51 October 23, 2011

Taint Tag

a game that is played by couples traditionally. The object of the game is to touch each others genitalia. The game is strictly played over the weekend (Saturday, Sunday). Points are given for the successful touch (either through clothes or under clothes) and the immediate exclamation of "Point!". The winner is announced at the end of the weekend. There are a few simple rules:

1.) The bedroom and under blankets are the safe zones, no tags/touches can occur in the safe zone

2.) no 'tag backs' for 15 minutes after a successful 'taint tag'

3.) tagging while using the restroom is an automatic win

4.) Only direct genitalia tag can happen in private, not

public (may be amendable, but not advised)

Johnny won last weekend over Sally in Taint Tag, because he was sneaky and had quick hands.

This weekend, Sally won because she surprised Johnny while he was peeing, piss went every where.

Taint Tag by WinningReddit May 23, 2012

tainted squirrel 

When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.

That whore Cindy gave me a bj along with a tainted squirrel last night.

tainted squirrel by 12bdk May 3, 2016

tahneka 

The most gorgeous person alive. There are no others like her. She has the most perfect personality and is friends with everyone. She is loved by everyone!!! Once you see her you will explode, because of how perfect she is!

If you see anyone and you explode and it's because of how perfect she is , just know it's a TAHNEKA! Cause Tahnekas are the best!

tahneka by Tahneka December 8, 2017

Taint slide 

The act of you rubbing your humid, sweaty and smelly taint across the entirety of your gym buddies face, all while he is doing a set of the bench and unable to defend himself from the slide.

Guy 1: Yo this bar is really heavy can you help me get it up?
Guy 2: nah nigga taint slide incoming

Guy 1: oh shit

Taint slide by BiGBoobTange June 15, 2018

Bloody Taint 

an act of violent and catastrophic revenge on a person who made a poor life decision by messing with the wrong business person in a weakened economy.

He owes me over $4,000. So next time I see him I'm going to give him a bloody taint he'll never forget.

Bloody Taint by Manrizzle January 19, 2010