coffee table

crib, house, place of dwelling

I can't stay, I got this female waiting on me back at the coffe table.

by peerless3 August 24, 2003

Chin Table

N. 1.) An action that involves the placement of two fingers under the chin to create an awkward situation
V. 2.) To perform the above action

Hey, so I was telling her....
CHIN TABLE!

by Degrd April 27, 2008

Haussmann Table Saw

A power tool that resembles a table saw, but, if you look closly-er you will realize it is just a bunch of recycled Chinese Newspapers, eyelashes and bottlecaps that are molded into a form of a table saw. If you bought this table saw I've got 2 words for you: "Rookie Mistake." This is the chick version of a table saw and that chick would also have to be dumb.

"Damn my Haussmann table saw won't even cut through MDF!"

"Why did my one-legged Grandmother buy such a shitty tablesaw"

"I really enjoy using my Haussmann to cut carrots, celery and the occasional potatoe fry"

by Laughingmyarseoff March 10, 2010

running table

destroying in beer pong. total domination of the table.

I showed up to the party and started running table instantly

by hsilva December 16, 2011

Cocks on the table

When your challenging your friends or rivals, sometimes the only way to man up to the challenge is cocks on the table.

Alright boys, enough bullshit... Cocks on the table!

by xXx A money xXx August 15, 2008

Tits on the Table

To go "all out"; similar to "go hard or go home" just more awesome, because tits are always better

Person a: "I'm too shy, I don't know if I can get his number"

Person b: "dude, Tits on the Table"

go hard or go home
go big or go home

by GrahamM February 6, 2013

Talladega Table Cloth

v. the act of stretching/spreading of one's scrotal sac over the unassuming bitches face. a talented individual pulls his bean sack over the face of the frontal, temporal, and mandibular region (dyke if you will) of one's face after, or during the act of receiving oral copulation. (whether she likes it or not)

i met this sweetie the other night! we started getting down and dirty, and i immediately realized that i needed a Talladega Table Cloth to keep things from getting messy!

holy shit. this dyke started (unexpectedly) sucking on my chode. to keep from looking that dyke in the face i gave her a Talladega Table Cloth

by brewed and wreckless May 24, 2010