the truth

Anything meowzers says.

"Fuck i knew meowzers was speaking the truth."

by ye. June 7, 2020

Naked truth

Sex is good, sex is powerful.... unless you are in the presence of Jordan's king kong dong....he do be packin doe.

Jana * help Jordan (step bro), im stuck in the snack bar

Jordan * thinks Aaron is a cunt

Jordan * proceeds to lay the wood (naked truth)

by Pp monster January 28, 2021

The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.

Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!

Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.

VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023

Truth

Well...

Hym "I doesn't seem like it's the truth you care about so much as 'having a monopoly on the truth.' That and claiming higher-order abstractions for your incest cult."

by Hym Iam August 8, 2024

Florida truthing

Believing someone is in Florida, even if they aren't(while a significant number of people disagrees with you)

"I believe George is in Florida and DNF is real, I am Florida truthing"

by I belive in general knowladge September 30, 2022

Nexus of truth

A man's genitals

When I go into bat, I always wear a box to protect my nexus of truth.

by Dan.G.Er May 13, 2024

Truth bomb dropper

When someone asks you a daring and uncomfortable question in front of everyone.

E: "So, Kris, do you still work with us?"
K: *panics in front of the entire company because they quit months ago yet still get invited to office parties*
HR: damn, E is such a truth bomb dropper.

by Kreve_69 November 19, 2023