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Poo Slam

A skateboard trick to perform which the skater must grab hold of the board jump into the air, board in hand, and then slam the board back onto the ground. The skater performing this trick will often shout the word 'poo!' for added effect.
Skateboard dude 1 "woah dude, did you see that poo slam drew just busted?"
Skateboard dude 2 "yeah, it was totaly gnarly dude"
by Poo_Skater March 1, 2010
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Poo Donkey

A turd with the length and girth of a horse's dick.
I 've been getting raped by a poo donkey for the last ten minutes!
by roxmokin October 28, 2009
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Poo mark

When someone does a poo in a box and throws it at somebody elses dad.
Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: Poo Mark.
by Chairwarmer September 19, 2009
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Man-Poo

1. ‘Man-Poo’ is a medical condition affecting the stomach and intestines resulting in abdominal pain and diarrhoea, but strangely, confined only to the male of the population.

2. ‘Man-Poo’ is not just Gastroenteritis (Gastro) more typically seen in the female population. Diarrhoea, abdominal pain and intestinal cramps are so severe the sufferer often describes them as “the end of the world”.

3. With ‘Man-Poo’, normal Diarrhoea takes on the perceived threat level as that of a potential global pandemic.

4. ‘Man-Poo’ is similar to ‘Man-Flu’ in that the male version has an astronomically larger impact on the male than the more common female ‘gastro’ or ‘flu’ respectively.

5. ‘Man-Poo’ is off the Bristol Stool Scale for classifying human faeces (which ranges from Type 1 – ‘severe constipation’ to Type 7 - ‘Liquid Consistency’). Man-Poo needs to be rated as Type 1000 – ‘Explosive Spray Paint’.
Female: “Who destroyed the toilet last night? Have you got ‘Gastro’?”

Male: “It was me! And no, I don’t have ‘gastro’ I have ‘Man-Poo’. I cannot cope with this. I feel so crap, oh the cramps and pain! You could not possibly know what pain I am going through.”
by U_Guru January 24, 2020
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poo den

a asshole or buttocks, butt, ass
man she has got a nice poo den.
by gagt2 July 9, 2010
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Poo d'etat

The overthrow of a government, body of authority, or parents through the use of massive amounts of poo.
1. At 4 months of age, Violet staged her first poo d'etat by generating so much fecal matter that her parents had to relinquish control of their authority of her. Henceforward, she became the first self-actualized autonomous infant in history.

2. The president feared that these anti-government rallies would lead to a messy and uncontrollable Poo d'etat.
by Morphevs April 13, 2008
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Holy Poo

Clean version of holy (shit) for people who do not want to swear.
"OMG! Did you know that the Jonas Brothers are coming to town?"
"Holy Poo! No way!
by kidme2 January 24, 2009
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