The Jew Meal

The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.

While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.

"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."

Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"

by theoffensiveist May 1, 2022

Personal Meal Prepper

An Individual who will Cater to your Cooking Preferences and Will Weight your Food out to the Exact Ounce. This Service Allows You to be Out the Kitchen More, and Gives You More Time to do the Things You Love. This Service Specializes in the Mid-day Meal, Making it Convenient and easy to Just Grab a Meal and Heat it Up.

Guy Lefort is a Personal Meal Prepper

by Muscle Morsels June 3, 2023

B trucker meal

B trucker meal is the following: orange pop, meatloaf, shrimp tray, a burrito, pepperoni pizza, and half a plastic container of cheap neapolitian ice cream.

Oh my goodness! If I ate B trucker meal, I’d get explosive diarrhea. Blast, splash!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Replica Meal

Cooking from an existing recipe, fucking it up but serving it anyways

"Didn't he say he cooked from granny's recipe?"

"Yeah but it's a total replica meal, discussing!!!"

by VinceDeBurger March 12, 2021

Kaitlin Collins meal

the act of having a specific man cumming inside a Dorito bag a few hours before someone eats it.

oh damn it seems someone made me a Kaitlin Collins meal!

by Iyahxsisive November 5, 2020

chopper meal

The copper meal comes with a dirty burger made by phill Collins and a Raleigh chopper bike aswell they are the best meals to get if your a skits cunt

Jim Lahey:You got any chopper meals Phil

Phil: yeah Jim got loads

by BigFackenLez.2 March 2, 2024

Abba Two Meals

An absolute lad usually by the name of Aaron typically who will easily stretch to a cheeky 'double Maccies' once in a while. He wouldn't dream of turning down a beer or six at a party because well... He is just Abba. Doesn't mind spending a few quid to satisfy his hunger, no matter how large the meal is. Abba is just a lad who will take no shit yet is a very loveable and best friend to the people he cares about most.

"That Abba Two Meals is getting his fill again"

by AbbasSecretary March 24, 2016