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teaser pony

A teaser pony prevents the mare from damaging a prize stallion. The teaser is led out to the pasture. If the mare is violently unwilling, there’s no danger of injuring a horse whose bloodlines make him valuable breeding stock. If the mare presents, the teaser is led away, and the stud is brought in to mate with the stare. So basically is a "test horse" used to give other male horses boners, and a test bang. It can act as a great insult.
by Jeff11002 April 12, 2008
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banana teaser

The skin that shows between a gal's skimpy t-shirt and the top of her low-rider pants.
It seems that most of the teenaged girls today say "like" and wear banana teasers.
by Not-gonna-tellya May 4, 2005
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Teaberg

A teabag which is bobbing about in a cup of tea sometimes pokes a corner above the waterline. This is a teaberg - where 90% of the teabag is hidden from view.
Jim: Whoah, mate - that's an awesome teaberg you've got going there. The captain of a very small titanic would have a tough job avoiding that one!

Mate: Man the lifeboats, women and children first.

Jim: that's what I'm talking about.
by Doggstarr September 2, 2009
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Taser

Jabbing your index and middle finger (together) into the sides of someone really hard.
A:You know what the taser is?
B:No, what is it.
A:*Does taser*
B:eooohhh, wwooooah.. owwww.
by The treebase December 23, 2016
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taser

A taser is a small handheld device used for shocking. It emits small and relatively harmless amounts of electricity, but still a little painful.
Well, John was being an idiot so I pulled my taser and shocked him.
by Party Pooper August 9, 2004
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tag-teamed

tag-teamed.....to be rag-dolled by two blokes. Group sex, usually involving 1 dirty little slapper & two males. To have one in the mouth & one kicking the back doors in then a high 5 (tag) & quick switch of positions.
Me..."Man, that sticky Vicky certainly got tag-teamed big style last night!"

My mate..."Yeah, she squealed like a pig & loved every minute of it"
by Dr Fox June 5, 2007
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Teasing

The act of lightly dragging one's scrotum across one's partner's face before intercourse.
girl-my boyfriend was teasing me before we had sex the other night
by AustinClair June 19, 2011
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