Swedishman

A swedish man.

That swedishman took a dump in a dumpster

by tHE exTeRIoll OtTEr November 25, 2020

Swedish Goggles

When you hang your nuts over a girls forehead and they cover her eyes like a pair of goggles.

"After I busted a nut I laid my dick on her head and gave her Swedish goggles"

by Uncle Virg December 3, 2020

Swedish SpiderMan

When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!

Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-

by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020

Swedish jigsaw

When two guys both enter the same double sided fleshlight (or grapefruit) and dock together. Once docked, they thrust together in unison and perform a Swedish jigsaw.

Last night Jordan and I were left hanging, but we pulled out the crusty old double sider and had a proper Swedish Jigsaw amongst boys.

by Billy Lotion December 23, 2020

Swedish SpiderMan

When someone cums in your wrists and then cute them so you shoot web

Chad: Hey Brad
Brad: H
ey Chad

Chad: I gave your mom a Swedish Spiderman last night
Brad: now we are equal

by Anus EpilepsyMan January 10, 2021

Swedish Meatbionicle

IKEA brand Bionicle

"Now that's-a spicy Swedish Meatbionicle!"

by TheHighGround52 June 29, 2021

Swedirish

A dressing you put in your vagina to obliterate or eliminate your unborn child.

The abortion clinic didn't accept my abortion appeal so I'm going to need some swedirish.

by Swedirish king July 1, 2021