Bitch Strudel

A Bitch Strudel is someone who is so easily offended that the only thing they’re ever good for is being glazed with semen for acting like such a pussy over some words.

John was being such a Bitch Strudel over being told a cartoon doesn’t actually love him.

by CryMoreSaltyTears April 26, 2025

Cocoa-Strudel

The action of a woman doing a head-stand and leaning at a certain angle which would enable them to defecate into their vagina while simultaneously spreading the vulva so that the turd in question would be locked in between her vulva flaps.

Becky: Sarah what the fuck are you doing?

Sarah: chill out bitch I’m cranking out a cocoa-strudel u want a bite or something hoe?

by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025

Toaster strudel

Consenting participant will be chained down and be subject to 5 penises ejaculating on participants body and after wards, the semen is used on a piece of toast, which is then cut in half, one half being put in the participants mouth, the other half in the anal cavity

Joe: Dude I love college, I gave Janice a toaster strudel with Parker the other night!
Gabriel: That’s nice to hear son.

by Diddlenut August 3, 2025

toaster strudel

when an AI sex robot rubs its cream pie on you

During the robot uprising I saw Alex get knocked down and toaster streudeled, that was the worst toaster strudel ever.

by ajs85 October 15, 2025

Robert R Shrute

Twin brother of Dwight K Shrute. Was thrown off of Shrute Farms by Dwight for aledged romantic affairs with several pigs of both sexes. Currently resides at Shrute acres in South Buffalo.

Hey did you see that drunk mess at the bar..... Ya thats Robert R Shrute.

by chubbyducky December 26, 2010

Old One Strategy

The political calculation that scaring seniors will replace fear of minorities as a ploy to win elections.

The GOP can no longer rely on the Southern strategy so now they are employing the Old One Strategy to win elections

by R. Paine October 23, 2011

Smoker's Strut

When you get so high that you start developing a certain exaggerated style to your walk.
Otherwise known as the Shaggy Rogers' Step.
"Okay J, gimme the chillum. You're done."
"What? Gimme one good reason why, dude."
"You just did the Smoker's Strut back to our seats."
"... A'ight."

"Okay J, gimme the chillum. You're done."
"What? Gimme one good reason why, dude."
"You just did the Smoker's Strut back to our seats."
".. A'ight."

by BlackMagicDaddy-O65 October 13, 2015