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Penske Steamer

When you volunteer to help a friend "pack a couple of boxes" for a move, and then get roped into something completely outrageous. Like driving a moving truck full of his shit cross country because the fool didn't get a big enough truck in the first place, needed to rent another one from Penske, and didn't have anyone else stupid enough to drive the damn thing. Jesus H Christ!!!!
Karl asked his buddy to help him "pack a few boxes" for a move, and then proceeded to give him the ole Penske Steamer.
by Dubble Trubble January 2, 2009
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TPS Steamer

When your boss asks you if you received the memo about including the new cover sheet on your TPS Report and instead you take a shit on your TPS Report before turning it in.
Boss:

Hello, Peter. What’s happening? Uh…we have sort of a problem here. Yeah. You apparently didn’t put one of the new coversheets on your TPS report.

Peter:

No, Bob. This time I thought I’d just include a TPS Steamer.

Boss:

That would be great….
by TPF_Benny April 1, 2010
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Anchorage steamer

A.K.A. a sarahpalindrome. Complaining vociferously about a wrong being done to you, while casually committing said wrong yourself with no awareness. To turn any criticism of you into persecution of you, while still very casually being able to dismiss a pretty large portion of America. Declaring yourself the victim of something, even as you, yourself do exactly what you're accusing people of.
In a situation like we have just faced in these last eight days of being falsely accused of being an accessory to murder, I and others need to make sure that we too are shedding true -- shedding light on truth… Lives were lost, people were injured, a crazed gunman that I and you and others had nothing to do with influencing him. He is the sole person, I believe, to blame in this… An apolitical or perhaps even left-leaning criminal who killed these innocents.

That was a long way to go for her to just make a Anchorage steamer.

Well, I have repeated over and over my condemnation of violence and specifically trying to explain that when we talk about being 'up in arms', we're talking about getting to the voting booth… That is 'our arms', but that was frustrating… Those on the left hate my message and they'll do all that they can to stop me… There are many on the left, many critics, who don't want, for instance Congress, to buckle down, get back to work -- there's this trifecta thing going on in our country right now that's going to bring America to her knees… Those on the left, if it weren't for their double standards, they'd have no standards.

Wow, that was one, long Anchorage steamer! Do any of her fans ever get it?
by Smedley Butler January 20, 2011
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cleavland steamer rollover

When your partner is asleep on their stomach and their chest is inaccessible. you must roll them on their back and quickly before notice dump on his/her chest...
then you must pretend to fall asleep and allow your partner to wonder how the defacation has happened at all.
It is obvious, but you are awake. your partner is asleep with their chest down. you flip her/him over and rapidly release your shit( on the chest, which is of utmost importance). This is a Cleavland Steamer Rollover Classic Technique!! Who doesn't love the cleavland steamer rollover!?
by Mikey M.K September 23, 2007
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mississippi steamer

When you put a plastic bag on your partner's head then take a dump on their face.
"Yesterday I took my girl to my house and had a big mississippi steamer on her head."
by Bizatch January 2, 2005
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Atomic cleavland steamer

You do an atomic bomb except you are above a woman. Then climb down off of whatever the hell you where on. Then proceed to flattening out the shit on her back with your ass. Just like in the cleavland steamer.
Me: Stand still, Im going to get the step-ladder
April: Why would we need that?
Me: Im going to give you an atomic cleavland steamer
April: OOOOOOOO sounds like fun!
by PlasmaNova June 19, 2008
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strate

Strate is pretty much the same word as "straight". It is an adjective that means cool or awesome. Because when most people say gay they mean something is stupid, strate means that what they are talking about is pleasing to them. The fact that this word is one syllable makes it an easy word to say when complimenting something and really needs no other words as background in the sentence. "Strate man"
Ha dude did you see that? Ha that was strate.
by all real errday July 12, 2011
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