your dad screws his lads

Your dad screws his lads is the ultimate insult that the forefathers of the universe have bestowed upon man... use this wisely.

John: ur mom gay
Ella: ur gran a man
John: your sister a mister
Ella: ur grandpap a trap
John: *in agonizing frustration gathers the energy from the very air and 4 elements around him as it would look if he combined the universes too one speaks* your dad screws his lads.
Ella: gets banished too the hell of limbo and has every limb torn off of her body and looses her ability too see smell speak or hear and only has her hands too feel as she wanders the hell of limbo screaming in her mind too only die of her thoughts. The only thing she is afraid of is her mind.

by God himself the horsemen of de July 13, 2018

Upside Down Reverse Screwdriver Shafty Succ

when you hold her/him upside down as your rotate them while they blow a man's penis

Connor and I just had a great Upside Down Reverse Screwdriver Shafty Succ Session.

by The inventor of the UD.R.S.S.S November 1, 2018

The bloody screw

Its where you put a screw between your index and middle finger and blast the back of a girls vagina

I gave the misses the bloody screw last night

by zBulldogg May 28, 2019

New York Screwdriver

When a girl twists on you as a sex move

Omg Carl, Carla gave me a New York Screwdriver last night

by Jonnyhadanappleseed November 1, 2019

Keep on Screwing

This is the phrase that a crackhead with screech at you after almost being ran over by "some lip" in a blue Ford. This may take place outside of a newly built care home or a nursery that kind of rhymes with 'Tittle Nippley'. After the crackbum has destroyed her lungs with fifty cigarettes and a bottle of K-aid that she dyes her hair with, the crackhole takes pleasure in terrorising poor unsuspecting children. She can usually be found outside phone booths with her legs open, chatting up little kids. She will cackle loudly whenever children are near. This cackle is her mating call. Dating back to the ancient Incans, whenever faced with this cracknose, it has become common knowledge among fisherman to run into the nearest off license. If the crackface follows you, she will be so mesmorised by all the booze, she wont follow you anymore. Instead, she will drink away all those months spent in rehab.

Charlie: What is that? Looks like a walking pack of ciggies! White on the top and brown on the bottom!

Kaid: Walk past quickly and don't make eye contact! I've dealt with these crackelbows back in Vietam!

(They walk past her very quickly when they hear a strange noise).

Cathy: keEP oN sCrEwIng! (x2)

Kaid: Christ, she's different to any I know! I hooked up with one and she was nowhere as bad as this crackmunch! This is an evolved Crokémon!

Charlie She looks like my mummy.

by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020

trailer park screwdriver

A drink where someone drinks from a bottle of vodka and chases it down with orange juice due to the lack of cups.

I got so drunk last night from those trailer park screwdrivers!

by McCrackdaddy March 25, 2020

Big time screwed

When your mother or BFF knowingly and deceptively invites her non inappropriate friends over when you’re going through some shit and need to get drunk with the inappropriate ones... she may as well have bent me over

Amy big time screwed me and missy

by Screwed big time May 22, 2020