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by Haha i went over the typing limit bet you're wondering how i did that well i did it with tactics that you couldn't imagine haha June 9, 2023

sapattern

A lesbian woman who dresses and acts in a masculine way.

My girlfriend is a sapattern, whilst I am girly girl.

by venuslacranop May 5, 2023

Scattered Showers

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.

Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.

by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023

scatter laughs

Scatter laughs is when you laugh at something, think about it again and laugh again, then think about it again and laugh again.

Person 1: damn, your scatter laughs are interrupting class!

Person 2: fuck off

by soph_2121 September 19, 2023

splatter patty

Dried up jizz splatter on the wall

Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,

Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!

by Justin sideme September 20, 2023

Splatter pattern

(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.

My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!

by boggler November 3, 2023

Splatter Platter

The face of the woman on the receiving end of a bukkake party.

It probably took Molly a few hours to clean her splatter platter after last night's orgy.

by HxC RiFF November 12, 2023