Nicholas Sparks

A traitor to men. The d-bag who wrote "The Notebook" and "A Walk to Remember."

Because of that bastard Nicholas Sparks, whenever I watch a movie with my girl, it has to be "The Notebook."

by The Dude Who's Rude and Crude June 10, 2009

Shark in the water

"sharks in the water" refers to the other women in a relationship that a girl knows are there.

-"Why're you leaving him? You guys were so good together."
-"He thinks I'm too stupid to realize there's a shark in the water, I know he's going over some other girls place."

by crgouhsnf July 11, 2011

Shark Week

The time of the month when you do not want to be swimming with Sharks

'Sorry I can't go swimming, it's Shark Week'
'Sorry I can't have sex, it's Shark Week'
'No I'm not a bitch, it's Shark Week'

by EvilRoberta March 10, 2015

loan shark

Any credit card company.

Visa, Mastercard, American Express.....

by kid July 22, 2003

JUMP THE SHARK

when something stops getting better and starts getting worse

The Jump The Shark website, jumptheshark.com, jumped the shark when it was bought by TV Guide.

by bill ellis February 6, 2009

Sharkeisha

A heavy set female with beady eyes who sneaks a falcon punch in a fight, when you aren't looking. Attacks when you aren't paying attention, much like a shark. Pretty in the face, but ugly in every other way. Auto-correct tends to pop up when you type it in, and offer Lakeisha as an alternative.

1. You dont wanna mess with her! Shes sly as a fox, she'll pull a "Sharkeisha" on you.

2. -*types in Sharkeisha*

-Auto Correct: Did you mean: Lakeisha?

by QueenHermoso November 27, 2013

beaver shark

A fictional creature that lives near white-water rapids.

"Watch out for beaver sharks, they're vicious!!!"

by Vector Burger August 4, 2009