Turbo Shandy

A cocktail made by putting one shot vodka in the bottom of a pint glass, adding a half pint of lager, and a half pint of Smirnoff Ice.

Distinguished from the Shandy, which omits the vodka.

The gang got right shitfaced drinking turbo shandys last night.

by wickedzen March 18, 2011

sandy

After a girl makes you a sandwich, you proceed to eat it while she gives you a handjob.

Cameron had sex with her?

Nah, he's really religious and hungry so he just got a sandy

by worthy alumni chair April 22, 2011

spandex

something not good to wear while having sex

spandex stick too much and become difficult to take off

by vicki November 27, 2003

sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a rare disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

by Tim K. July 29, 2008

Spanny

Slang term for multi-colored spandex reaching slightly below the knee. Many would deem them similar to those worn in the 80's by primordial cyclists.

"Yo gurl, dem spannies be lookin' Tizight!"
"Tanx ho. I can't nearly walk cuz mah spanny be ridin' up mah trunk."

by Creston W March 19, 2008

Sandy Worms

A meal consisting of a bowl of spaghetti and sauce with a whole container of parmesan cheese dumped on top of it.

If you're at an Italian restaurant and they're grating the paremsan for you, you may ask to take the grater and either grate all the cheese that's in it onto your meal, or open the grater and simply put the block of ungrated cheese on your noodles and crush it up with your fork.

Jordan: Wow! that is a disgusting amount of parmesan cheese you put on your spaghetti! it looks as though you've used the whole container!
Kelly: it's Sandy Worms!

by parmfan October 25, 2010

Sandy Crotch

When you get sand in your in your vajay-jay

Yo fist pump to the Jersey Shore, only to get a Sandy Crotch.

by fistpumper29 August 6, 2011