"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"
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Satanism is Bullshit, Satanism doesn't exist, Satanism Is caca, Satanism is ew, Satanism is fucking useless, Satanism is wrong, Satanism is bad, Satanism is ugly, Satanism is Cringe, Satanism is L, Satanism is dung, Satanism dirt. SATANISM ISN'T FUCKING REAL
If you're a Satanists and think i'm being a Bitch, You can go and kiss your leaders ass. Turn to God and Repent it's not to Late.. He is All-Forgiving. Satan is evil and will make you suffer in hell anyway. For my non-satanists friends, lets hope that Satanism will end and that all Satanists will come to their senses.
You still think i'm being a bitch? Go Keys without the e
If you're a Satanists and think i'm being a Bitch, You can go and kiss your leaders ass. Turn to God and Repent it's not to Late.. He is All-Forgiving. Satan is evil and will make you suffer in hell anyway. For my non-satanists friends, lets hope that Satanism will end and that all Satanists will come to their senses.
You still think i'm being a bitch? Go Keys without the e
Satanist: I love Satan! He was there for me and he keeps me safe :)
Non-Satanist: Shut up, Jesus was there for us and is the reason that we are here.
Satanist: No he wasn't
Non-Satanist: Go to Church, Repent and Cleanse yourself with Holy Water
Satanist: No >:)
Non-Satanist: Read the Holy Books and you will Understand. Satanism is Bull.
Satanist: NO
Non-Satanist: Go keys without the e
Satanist: I want to be with Satan anyway *khs*
Satanist: SATAN <33 THANK YOU FOR EVERYT-
Satan: *makes eternal suffering for Satanist*
Non-Satanist: Shut up, Jesus was there for us and is the reason that we are here.
Satanist: No he wasn't
Non-Satanist: Go to Church, Repent and Cleanse yourself with Holy Water
Satanist: No >:)
Non-Satanist: Read the Holy Books and you will Understand. Satanism is Bull.
Satanist: NO
Non-Satanist: Go keys without the e
Satanist: I want to be with Satan anyway *khs*
Satanist: SATAN <33 THANK YOU FOR EVERYT-
Satan: *makes eternal suffering for Satanist*
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Satanists shall never be forgived. Your following the wrong god and you don't know what you're doing. Satan doesn't love you, doesn't care about you, misleading you and etc. SATANISM IS A TRICK. There is No "sAtAn-kun" or "sAtAn-chan" or any of that bullshit.
If you're a Satanist and think that i'm a bitch for saying the truth, Go kiss your leaders ass and go cry about it. Go suck his ballz and I hope you get rejected. It's never to late to Turn to God.. i'm not talking about Satan, I'm not talking about You but i'm talking about the JESUS/ALLAH God. Go to a Holy Place, Repent and cleanse yourself with Holy Water.
You still think i'm a bitch? Go Keys without the e and you will see what I mean when you get thrown into hell. God created you and you turn away and follow the wrong path.. how selfish..
To all Satanists: Either hang yourself or Follow the Right Path.
Satanists shall never be forgived. Your following the wrong god and you don't know what you're doing. Satan doesn't love you, doesn't care about you, misleading you and etc. SATANISM IS A TRICK. There is No "sAtAn-kun" or "sAtAn-chan" or any of that bullshit.
If you're a Satanist and think that i'm a bitch for saying the truth, Go kiss your leaders ass and go cry about it. Go suck his ballz and I hope you get rejected. It's never to late to Turn to God.. i'm not talking about Satan, I'm not talking about You but i'm talking about the JESUS/ALLAH God. Go to a Holy Place, Repent and cleanse yourself with Holy Water.
You still think i'm a bitch? Go Keys without the e and you will see what I mean when you get thrown into hell. God created you and you turn away and follow the wrong path.. how selfish..
To all Satanists: Either hang yourself or Follow the Right Path.
Satanists: I love Satan-Senpai! He makes me happy and he loves me.
Non-Satanists: Satan didn't create you, he doesn't love you and he isn't your "senpai"
Satanists: Your wrong your embarassing yourslef
Non-Satanists: Satanism isn't real you dumbasses, Whatever religion you had before become a Satanists, Go convert back.
Satanists: No >:)
Non-Satanists: Satan can't save you from anything.
Satanists: yes he can >w<
Non-Satanists: He couldn't save himself so why do you think he is gonna save you?
Satanists: ...
Non-Satanists: That's what I thought, Now go repent to God.
Non-Satanists: Satan didn't create you, he doesn't love you and he isn't your "senpai"
Satanists: Your wrong your embarassing yourslef
Non-Satanists: Satanism isn't real you dumbasses, Whatever religion you had before become a Satanists, Go convert back.
Satanists: No >:)
Non-Satanists: Satan can't save you from anything.
Satanists: yes he can >w<
Non-Satanists: He couldn't save himself so why do you think he is gonna save you?
Satanists: ...
Non-Satanists: That's what I thought, Now go repent to God.
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