battyman shoes

loafers for white chavs

oi mate, he's got battyman shoes and superskinny trousers. must be struggling to breathe.

by Lol I'm the Lord April 27, 2019

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A buttered shoe

When you ejaculate on someone’s foot and they put their shoes on right afterward.

A: Why is Chrissy walking funny?
B: Her bf gave her a buttered shoe.

by Mr. 14 goats September 21, 2019

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Nuts To Shoe

When your playing football with your homies and your dawg Marcus throws the ball , hits you in the nuts and it bounces off your $750 brand new pair of white Jordans and leaves a mark.

" Me Marcus and Tyrone were playing football and Marcus threw it to Tyrone but he wasn't paying attention and it slammed his nuts, and bounced off his new pair of J's. He couldn't get up afterward nor can he have kids no more. It was probably the most painful Nuts To Shoe I've ever seen.

by DatShoeManFrom1988 September 1, 2019

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e-shoes

A prototype of a sole that generated electricity but failed and exploded after taking five steps
it can be used for either:
1.an insult
2.a failed idea

definition1
person1:You have no life whatsoever. Try getting one on ebay.
person2:Oh yeah? Well suck my E-shoes
defintion2
Person1:How's your product going.
Person2:It's an e-shoe all right.

by parzival_the_great:) May 27, 2018

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