three sheets to the wind

drunk

"I wish I could recall more, but at that point I was three sheets to the wind"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

navy sheets

You’re fucked. If he had navy sheets he’s a fuckboy.

“Oh he has navy sheets!”

“Yea you’re fucked”

by Mjmarsh August 21, 2024

Squirt Sheets

Noun.

The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).

My dear son,

That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom

by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024

type sheesh

Type sheesh, a word used to agree with someone on a topic.
Held out sheeshs often mean that the take is incredibly ocky with higher pitched sheeshs displaying excitement

Bro1- Yo lemme get the BEC da ocky wayyy
Bro2- Type Sheesh

by i_am_sexybeast69 November 17, 2025

Jason Sheets

The type of person to hookup with old ladies and Dollar General lot lizards. They're usually middle aged bald men who listen to remixes of already existing music and think they're high rollers but are actually broke due to their miller tall boy addiction.

Hey look at that guy getting his peen swallowed by that granny he must be a Jason Sheets

by Idiotcowboy69 December 3, 2025

Feets in the Sheets

1. adj. Very cold or frigid.
2. n. an insult pertaining to someone's laziness

1. Brrr, its colder in here than your mom's feets in the sheets.
2. Get your feets out of the sheets before i give you a red dragon, you AIDS popsicle

by Matt Kizzle December 21, 2004

silk bed sheets

the drug known as LSD or acid.

Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.

by Harry Wallbanger May 3, 2006