leah sharples

a little cunt who goes thorugh boys like how many times she takes a shit and she is an ugly slag and a big cunt

fuck you leah sharples

by ghghgehiieriho[ge September 10, 2021

shampathy

The appearance of sincere concern yet with insincere motives, usually with the goal of gaining sexual gratification or the positive appraisal of one's personality by others. nb. Males usually seek the former goal, females the latter.

Tony knew that Emma had just lost her boyfriend and he figured a little shampathy might get him laid.

Andrea thought Josh was a really nice guy when he came to console her after losing her father. However, after Josh tried to grope her while giving her a hug, Andrea suspected it was just shampathy.

by Rico2112 November 26, 2010

Searphine

cute girl with a feather in her hair

that girl is searphine

by jackle 2312 October 26, 2011

Shower Shampoo

When some lazy bastard wants to clean his shower but is only reminded of the task every time he gets in to use it so he squirts shampoo all over the floor of the shower and kicks it around until the bubbles stop and he calls it clean. His logic being: Hey it works on hair right?

Guy 1: Dude! The shower looks great! Did you finally break down and clean it?
Guy 2: Nah, I just gave it the old "shower shampoo".

by JaysJob August 20, 2009

Andrew Shampoo

Has an unhealthy obsession with Micah
Has uncontrollable anger issues
Brushes his teeth with water but no toothpaste
Sleeps with sock on.

This is that moment, Nathan new, he Andrew shampood up

by Whipdy doo gimme that boot November 11, 2019

Sharpie

1. A person who is dishonest and will cheat when gambling.
2. A person who is a hustler.

These guys are real sharpies, you shouldn't play poker with them.

by Seye November 20, 2003

Sarpreet

An angry Indian boy that is enemies with everyone, even his own friends.

Guy 1: What do you think of that guy, Sarpreet?
Guy 2: Sarpreet's a fucking fag and he thinks he's so much better than everyone.

by Enzoe the Baker November 19, 2018