dog-sequitur

When you're having a conversation and a dog interrupts, and then you go back to whatever you were discussing before

So then we wer- DOG! But yeah so then we were going to get coffee.
That is a dog-sequitur.

by dot-bin October 4, 2016

A Squeak

A squeak is a typical English person who migrates from England to Tasmania, Australia due to his love of incest. A squeak thrives on incest.
The only time a squeak has ever been near a pussy is during his birth. They usually have their tongue out the whole due to being such massive mummy’s boys.
A squeak is prone to fingering his butthole while watching the wiggles.
Squeaks are usually beaten up by females.

Bri: “hey Taylah- is that a squeak over there?”

Taylah: “hell yeah it is- u can tell by the brown stains on his fingers! Let beat him up for being an incestuous shitcunt!!”

by Flaaasssssss!!! December 10, 2019

grease squeaker

A high pitched fart that leaves behind an oily residue.

After I let loose a grease squeaker I had to throw away my underwear.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Kong Squeakair

A tennis ball that squeaks.

The dog won't let go of the Kong Squeakair ball.

by funnymemes03 January 18, 2021

Jersey Squeaker

When riding a girl doggy style, just before you cum, poke her sides with your fingers just above her hips. She will jerk and let out a squeak as you fill her full of goo.

Aww man I was riding this girl so hard last night and decided to try a Jersey Squeaker, you could hear that noise from the shore

by Tofi85 April 7, 2021

Bad Segue

the art of, getting out of/appropriately interrupting, a conversation for the sake of taking a shit.

1: after all that, i can't believe we made it to the finals.
2: yeah. anyway speaking of bad segue's. I'm gonna go take a shit.

by Abominable Sven July 9, 2021

Non-sequiturially

Non-sequiturially

/ˌnɒn sɪˈkwɪtərɪəli/

adverb

1. In a manner that does not follow logically from what preceded it.

Origin: Derived from the Latin phrase "non sequitur," meaning "it does not follow."

"He changed the topic non-sequiturially, leaving everyone confused."

by Kichertasche January 3, 2024