A person who dedicates their entire college existence to keeping a dying fraternity on life support, proudly works an on-campus job for a heroic 3 hours a week despite being buried in crippling debt, and consistently manages to fail every class as if it’s part of his academic plan. Known for spending his nights on the phone with a mysterious girl he met online, convincing himself it’s a “real relationship” while ignoring every responsibility he actually has. Often spotted wearing last week’s hoodie that he wore at a party, preaching frat loyalty, and wondering why life keeps hitting him back harder than his GPA.
by Brother Definitions December 7, 2025
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025
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by tomura.x March 3, 2025
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A 10’6 bbg fish which half the pressure fandom simps over even though he mocks you all the time.. (he’s still pookie tho)
A 10’6 bbg fish which half the pressure fandom simps over even though he mocks you all the time.. (he’s still pookie tho)
Guy: O-M-G!! Sebastian Solace is so mean to the player!
Girl: Yeah, but I still love his character!
Guy: To be honest, same. His lore is amazing and his design is sick.
Girl: Oh, I just like him because I’m an average simp who doesn’t realise that he’s just a cluster of neatly arranged pixels.
Girl: Yeah, but I still love his character!
Guy: To be honest, same. His lore is amazing and his design is sick.
Girl: Oh, I just like him because I’m an average simp who doesn’t realise that he’s just a cluster of neatly arranged pixels.
by tomura.x March 3, 2025
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