shamone mother fucker!

Official motto of the Tourettes Syndrome Foundation. A wide variety of merchandise is available from their gift shop with the phrase proudly emblazoned for all to enjoy.

Edith: Gosh, I wonder where Doris bought that delightful tea-cosy with "Shamone mother fucker" stitched on it? It's pure fooking class.
Betty: Gosh.

by Cobs July 19, 2003

Seaman

David Seaman, also known as the former Arsenal goalkeeper. Only worth noting in this dictionary because of his surname.

Eugene: Andric, you are BoSnIcH
Andric: Oh yeah, SEAMAN!!
Eugene: NAH

by Andric Leong September 24, 2003

seasoned penis

A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.

Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.

"OMG i got a seasoned penis!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

seamenated

to be cumed or jizzed on.

"Oh god you seamenated all over my face!"

by Mike deJonge April 8, 2005

Seaman Smedlock

The name used to represent all "bad" sailors in the U.S. Navy, especially when you don't want to give away their name or don't remember it.

And then I walked in and found Seaman Smedlock performing a human vacuum on another guy smoking marijuana in the Radar Department.

by QbanSnowman November 16, 2005

seamonkeys

Usually found in products containing alcohol and chemical agents. Seamonkeys are small particles that form at the bottom of the bottle. If you shake the bottle you can see the seamonkey swirl.

John's beer was so old it had seamonkeys in it.

by phrek December 28, 2005

Semone

A beautiful girl who goes to IBL and gives me butterflies every time I see her. I can't stop thinking about her. I think I'm in love.

Semone is the most dazzling girl in the whole school, and I've liked her ever since I laid my eyes on her.

by Noah From the Uterus May 17, 2012