A funny, intelligent, honest, not to mention sexy judge on American Idol. Yes, the show is shit. He, however, is not. He's the only judge who actually has an opinion, and he gives it freely. He speaks his mind.
by Ophelia Desdemona May 3, 2005
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Simon is often worshipped by naive tweens for being 'harsh' or 'badass', when in reality he is only a token critic.
Simon is often worshipped by naive tweens for being 'harsh' or 'badass', when in reality he is only a token critic.
Simon Cowell himself even admitted that part of his antics were for sheer publicity reasons, not because he actually cared about giving a proper critique.
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what happens when you're sitting in one of those seats with a hole at the back, and you lean forward and your ass pokes out the back and looks so funny. originated from me discovering it in maths
by crap November 19, 2004
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No way, why would I want to watch some guy rail a fish?
It's the movie made by broken lizard.
Ohhh, you mean slammin salmon?
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No way, why would I want to watch some guy rail a fish?
It's the movie made by broken lizard.
Ohhh, you mean slammin salmon?
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by Nivek_The_Soaring_Mofo_Eagle April 18, 2010
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This phrase is commonly used when describing a skip holed whore who doesn't wash properly. The smell, when she opens her legs can make a man faint if he goes down on her. Even when wearing jeans she is often told to 'CLOSE YOUR LEGS LOVE!'.
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This phrase is commonly used when describing a skip holed whore who doesn't wash properly. The smell, when she opens her legs can make a man faint if he goes down on her. Even when wearing jeans she is often told to 'CLOSE YOUR LEGS LOVE!'.
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This phrase can be used in many circumstances, but this is the most common.
Person 1: Did you fuck Steph last night?
Person 2: Yeah mate, I fucked that whore good, but her Salmon Flaps nearly ate me whole. Boy was she smelly! Like a Salmon.
Person 1: Did you fuck Steph last night?
Person 2: Yeah mate, I fucked that whore good, but her Salmon Flaps nearly ate me whole. Boy was she smelly! Like a Salmon.
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