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swag surfing

When your swag reaches new levels and generates enough energy to create its own momentum, and your body literally starts to move and function solely from swag.

The average white male's swag needs to be on at least 100 million to swag surf. Black guys can usually swag surf simply by wearing ice or buying new rims for their impala.
When I showed up to the spot last night my swag was on 100 million. Niggas was givin me daps, bitches givin hugs, and next thing I new I was swag surfing!
by Mick_Swagger May 28, 2011
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swag-tacular

a person who embodies the characteristics of someone who is original with his style and handles himself well with the females
damn sweet james, u lookin real swag-tacular with all those beautiful broads u brought to the party
by supervillain rob June 16, 2009
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SWAG

An acronym for Secretly We Are Gay because the word swag is the stupidest thing to be created by humans.
Group: SWAG!!
Guy: So you're all gay?
Group: NO!
Guy: Well obviously you are because you just said "Secretly We Are Gay" even though it's not a secret anymore.
by Codepoke December 6, 2012
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swag rag

rag or cloth, used to wipe cum on after sex or masturbation.
It was hard for me to find a swag rag after beating it last night.
by Kyle JC July 22, 2007
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Swag

An overused word to describe one's self as being "cool" in presented appearance such as clothing or other things.

Generally used by douche-bags, faggots, and wannabes.

On facebook, its usually used as a middle name such as Bill "Swagmeister" Bob.

Used as a noun
"I got some swag" or "Swag"
by JCGinger October 24, 2011
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520 Swag

1) The sheer amount of swag that flows out of a kid from Tucson on a daily basis. 94% of all 520 swag comes from the 28 black people who live here in Tucson.

2) A black kid in my Spanish class who as his name implies is also filled with swag. For more info on him google 'Wiz Kalifa' or watch 'A Norse in the 9th Ward' on youtube
1)Kid 1: "So Kadeem's doing pretty good on the U of A team."
Kid 2: "Yeah, that's because he's filled with so much 520 swag, he doesn't even know where he is right now."
Kid 1: "He put the team on his back doe"

2) Ms. Sarrette: "Malik, do you want to read your dialog?"
520 Swag: "Nahhh foo, that ain't me. I ain't even kno wa'chu talkin 'bout ha"
Nick Powers: "Wiz you're sooo black, go home"
by DirtyHoboFight November 5, 2011
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Swag

A way insipid, vulgar, idiots present themselves. Summarized as the opposite of class.
"I Gott Swag Likee A Boss, Niqqa!"

or:
An illiterate dumbass with his pants around his knees, and wearing a backwards pointing snapback who tends to listen to Lil Wayne, T.I. Chris Brown, and Drake.
by LOLZname July 15, 2012
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