dart stench

When a certain someone smells like cigarettes and the musk is so offensive, one must exit the room/car

Jesus bourke! You have the worst dart stench. Go for a wash!

by Fookinjerrymun July 30, 2018

Drunk speech

Its when you get drunk and it sounds like you haven't slept since you were 2...

Friend: D-DONN'T WORRY I GOOT THISS..
me: welp, talk about drunk speech... (walks away)

by Kitten_Virus August 24, 2018

twitter speech

a way of speaking only real skinny legends use

"*Insert name*, sweetie, I'm so sorry, but I'm about to spill the tea, so hold ur wigs, cause imma snatch 'em."
or
"Oof sis, several points were made, eye cannot-"

*insert a list of random emojis like the cowboy emoji, the water droplets emoji and the cool sunglasses emoji*

"can somebody tell *insert name* that using twitter speech isn't that cool sis, it ain't it chief"

by boatychan February 3, 2019

Ass Strechter

When someone makes a shit larger than their anus so the shit strechtes the anus. An ass strechter typically causes extreme pain to the victim temporarily

Bob- "AAAAHHH, GET THE FUCK AWAY"
Jacob- "WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING FROM THE TOILET?!"
Bob- "ASS STRECHTER GET THE FUCK OUT"
Jacob- "Ahh, I feel you, bro

by Dickker November 30, 2019

safety speech

To disappear From a large group with a small group so you can smoke some weed. Normally done as prep before the large group, of which you don’t want to be a part of, is about to embark on.

Hey guys - quick safety speech before we start this hike.

by Cpaq February 28, 2020

anger speech

different from hate speech in its lack of depth and emotional (rather than intellectual) nature.

I would call it hate speech, but he comes off more like an angry teenager trying to be edgy, so I would call it "anger speech."

by OpenMicHunter April 10, 2020

Free speech

Anybody can say or do something when there is no fear of getting in trouble, it's who is still willing to do something they could or will get in trouble for.

The girl talking about free speech wasn't really liberating anybody but herself with her actions.

by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021