Jort storm

Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.
"We are getting reports that a Jort storm is headed straight for the studio!"

"Oh no!!"
by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 13, 2023
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Oklahoman Storm Chaser

the craziest of the bunch. the most ludicrous of them all..

The Oklahoman Storm Chaser is a common breed of storm chaser, they inhabit their homes waiting for David Payne to show up, they get inside the 4x4 mounted with a make-shift Doppler radar, and try to get as close to a tornado. The real question we ask is... Stupid, or Brave? eh maybe its from all the beers.
"Holy cow, Spencer is a real Oklahoman Storm Chaser!"
by MartianSupremacist October 12, 2023
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Skeet Storm

Occurring after the ingestion of his "swimmers" via any act of direct contact. The "storm" occurs when the recipient sneezes, nasally projecting "skeet" onto the "swimmer" delivery man.
I blew my load in her moth but then she sneezed. She Skeet Stormed all over me.
by Siren Subduction June 19, 2019
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A Storm with No Rain

P1: Bro, I took a shit but it was A Storm with No Rain.

P2: That’s crazy.
by splatic May 04, 2024
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Hail Storm

The dirty cousin of Golden Shower.

Lay on your back and have them drop their drawers and squat over you. Then they let it rip and drop a dump on ya.
by Daniel McRadcliffe December 16, 2023
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Number Storming

Number Storming is a term which is generally used to describe someone who goes on random Facebook profiles to gain personal information such as phone numbers. The person who is Number Storming ie; The Stormer, does not usually know the person they are gaining information from although sometimes there may be a small connection either through a mutual friend or another way or form.

Number Storming is usually just done out of boredom to gain phone numbers which people put on but some times dont realise they are showing this information.
- "Hey i went number storming last night, i 5 numbers of some of my mutual friends"

"haha sound man"
by Tommy Bassam December 15, 2009
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Floridian Hail Storm

In reference to damaged vehicles which closely resemble hail damage, But in which case are often the result of a spousal disagreement.

Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.
“Did you guys see Mike’s new Lamborghini got hit by a Floridian Hail Storm?”
by Dr.Heathen February 20, 2020
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