shorts

The last few drags of a cigarette

"Hey, can I have shorts on that cigarette"

by hawiianchic October 1, 2012

skzank shorts

short shorts that are worn on women making them apear to be a skank

wow look at those skzank shorts on kelly

by Adam Rogers October 18, 2004

Midget Shortstack

5 or more Indian men that are less than 4 feet tall, stacked on top of eachother, covered in gravy or maple syrup.

Person 1: Look at that fucking Midget Shortstack
Person 2: Where
Person 1: Watch T-Series

by Indian Man 565 March 19, 2019

Shortstrong

ADJ: like skinnyfat, a person whose initial physical appearance hides their true potential. "Shortstrong" describes people who are of slight stature and not broad or obviously muscular, but are capable of surprising physical poweress given one's assumed impression of their rather lithe physique.

Person A: "Simon's five foot five. He's just a little guy."
Person B: "Yeah, but last night he engaged in intercourse with that large Swiss girl in basic standing position amid a rainstorm. He's shortstrong."
Person A: "No doubt, that would have taken some serious muscle."

by salansdowne December 9, 2008

sorasophobia

The fear of getting a sore ass. Pronounced sore-os-a-phobia

When sitting for a long period on something such as a bike seat, you begin to fear how sore the rear end is going to be later. You are suffering from sorasophobia.

by Word Engineer May 28, 2011

Snortster

n: a furry like being who cannot control a snort

Krysta: "Snort Snort..giggle..Snort Snort"
Cody: "Krysta you are such a Snortster"

by ChuckinSauce June 10, 2011

shortspremiär

A word of Swedish origin meaning the first time of the season one starts wearing shorts again.

"First beautiful summer day? Shortspremiär!"

by djbaskin June 3, 2014