book smart

Being able to succeed scholastically, and not necessarily in the real world.

sure she's book smart, but she can't cook a potato!

by Malinda October 2, 2002

biggie smalls

The Notorious B.I.G.
One of the best ever.

"Let's listen to some of that 'biggie smalls' shit."

by Diego August 18, 2003

Smarch

The thirteenth month of the year, characterized in North America by cold weather and snow.

For other unusual months, see Febtober.

Marge: voiceover: It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month. We were at Sprinfield Elementary to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.
Homer: shivering, looking at the calendar Oh, lousy Smarch weather.

by Baller-Ass Nigga November 2, 2004

smarkle

The glitter in one's eyes after setting sight on the persont that he or she likes.

I saw the smarkle in her eyes when he walked into the room.

by CeeKayShizzLeBambeezie May 9, 2008

boob-smash

When you go to the radiology center to get a mammogram

'Kate, you really need to go get a boob-smash to make sure you don't have breast cancer"

"I went to get a boob-smash two weeks ago and they're still sore"

by Larae May 22, 2007

National small dick day

A day to celebrate your friend or your small dick

Celebrated on October 12

“Hey it’s national small dick day let’s go celebrate “

by Hheehheheas October 10, 2019

Keyboard Smash

A random configuration of letters and or numbers that are composed due to a spazzfit.

With fangirls this is generally caused by seeing something so sexy they have no way to process a proper thought and instead seizure on top of their keyboards. Seeing something that reminds them (or proves the existence) of their OTP is will also induce a keyboard smash.

Alternatively the keyboard smash can be induced if something is funny, cracktastic or all of the above all at once.

Moderate fan: Hey, check out this picture of Tom Hiddleston on set! Lol, what a goofball.
Fangirl: ALJFSUGKU:AGSFULUASFGHLUIAAHFDUHIUSHF
Moderate fan: ...Are you okay?
Fangirl: ASDFGHJKL NOOOOOOOOOOOO ASHLUASFUIAFAOFHOUEGUAIEBIBIFHOWAH!!!
Moderate fan: What does that even mean?
Fangirl: It's a keyboard smash, it means my feels were overloaded.

by RudeAndNotGinger November 21, 2014