Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. The ole pickle tickle.

Hey man, is Nate Dogg slappin midgets again!? That's the fifth time today.

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

Slappie

A person who fucks around in the weight room or any place where someone is actually trying to be serious, work, and/or get things done

“Hey did you see Bees? He was tossing the weights and dancing. What a fuckin slappie”

“Yeah I saw that. We have too many slappies”

by BigKahuna144 October 9, 2019

Slappityslapslap

A slappityslapslap is defined as what will happen if you do not get above a 90% on any test, quiz, or other such things. A friend of yours will slappityslapslap you if you do not get above a 90%. This is an incentive to pass your tests.

Ugh I failed the test now my friend is going to slappityslapslap me.

by A_A_Koala October 12, 2020

Slappy Pass

1: Slapshots ultimate cosmetics battle pass, equipped with all your slappy needs.
2: Otherwise known as the Sloppy pass, getting the slop.

Yo you got the Slappy Pass?

by reteerrer December 6, 2020

Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus

Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."

by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 2, 2021

Slappage

Slap*äge: adverb: when a song is said to slap.

"That song's got much slappage, total banger.

by AlilineConsortiumLVNV December 15, 2021

Slappy

The puppet from the Goosebumps series, often portrayed as an evil mortal. In the Goosebumps movie, R.L. Stine (played by Jack Black) Claims that he will never come back. Slappy makes a return in 2018 during the new movie Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween. After being defeated again, Stine hoped Slappy wasn’t making an official return any time soon. There are many versions of Slappy, but movie one, without a doubt, owns my entire heart.

You’re watching Goosebumps with your friend. You say “There’s Slappy! My favorite monster!” You watched the movie for the entirety of just seeing Slappy. (Been there, done that.) Your friend says “He scares me…is he real? Can he actually move?” You say, “He may be real, but he can’t actually move. Remember that he’s a puppet and somebody is controlling him. So yes he’s real, but no, he can’t move even if he wanted to.”

by ThatGoosebumpsBoy December 26, 2021