Shituation

A bad situation.

Andy: "Gary my lad, what's the matter?"
Gary: "I got into a right shituation with the wife earlier."
Andy: "What happened?"
Gary: "I've been hitting up another woman at home behind her back, she found the text messages on my phone. I'm scared she'll leave me and take my custody of our son."

by Broughton April 20, 2014

Situational Lust

Feelings of desire for a person who is not particularly attractive but just happens to be the most attractive in the room at that point in time. Often occurs during long boring classes or lectures.

Sufferers usually come to a realisation that the subject of their lust is far less interesting if they ever see them in a different context.

"I thought Joey in my Linguistics class was really hot, but when I saw them in the supermarket I realised it was just a bad case of situational lust"

by Pixel Pixie February 16, 2010

Situational Sickness

The feeling you get after a night of raging and drinking too much including but not limited to nausea, headaches, general discomfort, guilt, shame.

"I am not feeling so hot today." "Oh...are you actually sick...or do you have situational sickness?"

by grayson_1895 October 19, 2013

Situationally reply

When one use's time to his advantage and waits for the perfect time to reply in a group text.

Me: witty comeback
Weezy: Why you always just situationally reply...it's bulls**t bro!

by CoreyGill January 10, 2015

situationally agnostic

To not care or have indifference to a decision or outcoming of a circumstance.

I am totally situationally agnostic if you crash at my place or not
Situationally agnostic people are pretty chill

by rickbb August 2, 2014

situational backbone

the ability or willingness to be assertive in only an extremely limited set of circumstances

I was hoping she would help me stand up to the homeowner's association to advocate for more parking spaces, but I forgot she has a situational backbone and therefore won't do much to help unless the issue involves the dog park.

by ksaysthis December 18, 2016

situational hoe

a person who is only a hoe when the situation allows them to be

"She is only all over him because he's flirting with her, she's a situational hoe"

"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"

by tiredlonleyandsad August 11, 2017