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brain shock

that feeling that you get when water goes up your nose. the equivalent of brain freeze when you eat something cold
I got brain shock when I tried to do a frontflip underwater
by monkeyknuckles94 January 4, 2010
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shock parole

Describes da highly-unexpected and great-surprise/disbelief-causing act of letting out a prisoner on supervised release much sooner than anyone would have expected.
Madea always "shocked" everyone with her violent/noisy outbursts and other grossly-uninhibited behavior, and so her being sometimes granted "shock parole" seems like something dat would be right up her alley.
by QuacksO February 10, 2023
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nflactic shock

When a person enters into a state of mania, with possible physical manifestations, upon learning there is NFL football is viewable -but the person isn't.
"Quickly, find a sportsbar, The Patriots are on and Mary Beth knows, and is going into NFLactic shock!!?!?"
by andersjg August 11, 2017
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shock and aww

When you encounter something very cute and “aww worthy,” to the point of it destabilizing you and pulverizing a few brain cells.

From “shock and awe,” a military strategy that involves using overwhelming force and firepower to quickly gain dominance over an adversary.

Shock and aww is used by social media platforms to keep people hooked
I was overcome by shock and aww: how could I resist a compilation video of shelter puppies’ reactions of getting forehead kisses 🥺
by Sickomonster December 4, 2024
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shock paddles

Another phrase for defibrillator because defibrillator IS WAY too hard to type or say without typos
He Has No Pulse! Get the shock paddles!
by Frilled Potato September 5, 2018
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Person 1: I remember "Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shocking" was actually a placeholder name, what was the intended name?
Person 2: Sandstorm
by wbc fan February 18, 2024
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dip shocked

When someone says something very fucking retarded, and then they get the sudden feeling that they were being retarded.
BEN: That was a very fucking stupid thing to say, you sounded like an arsehole.

RILEY: I know, I realize that now. I got dip shocked after i said it.
by 700-FILL September 21, 2014
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