shittease

holding in a bowel movement for a certain length of time and when the moment of release comes the need to poop has diminished

dude i had to dump all day, then i finally got home and i was completely shitteased.

by Roux and Jd December 28, 2005

Shitter-titters

Often said when frustrated or aggravated.

Patrick: "What happened to the pop-tart I left on the counter just 10 minutes ago?"

Dani: "Oh... I ate it"

Patrick: "SHITTER-TITTERS!"

by Robodonkey October 17, 2011

Holy Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.

*person gets startled* Holy shitting dick nipples!

by Red Fleming April 8, 2011

Shitting

The time required to take a shit while reading.

The book is so short, you can finish it in one shitting.

by pmInWv November 3, 2011

Shitted

Basically means shit but it’s past tense.

Omg my data’s shitted, sorry man.

by Shitted May 27, 2018

Shitterdamns

an adjective that is a compromise between shit and damn.

Holy Shitterdamns! I forgot to buy the ice tea at the piggly wiggly.

by Juan2345 June 12, 2009

shitty ass craps

The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.

John must have a case of the shitty ass craps, he has been in the porta john forever.

by reeferdave January 15, 2011