slippery balloon

When you wake up following an evening of anal sex with a used condom in your ass. A.K.A. "the crying Johnny"

I went to scratch my balls and to my surprise I discovered a slippery balloon.

by Justin Sturges February 3, 2006

shipped out

to be left behind, to be sifted

get a real job, or you will be shipped out in this global world.

by Melis_blossom July 4, 2006

Slippery Slide

When a group of guys sit in a circle and masturbate until the floor is covered in semen. Then have a contest to see who can stand the longest without falling.

Last Saturday me and the boys pulled a slippery slide in Gina's room

by BushesBestBaked October 14, 2018

Stipper

Being extremely attractive, hotter than all Hell, so damn fine.

Josh was lookin' so stipper the other day when we were hittin' it

by mEgGeRz November 23, 2003

slippery wombat

a very hairy and wet vagina

We were kissing heavily then she took off her pants and revealed her slippery wombat.

by Luke L. June 19, 2006

Skipper

A track on an Album or mixtape that you frequently don't listen to because:

A.) It sucks

B.) Your not in the right mood or mindset for the song

"Guy1: you get the carter 3?"
"Guy2:naw too many skippers i just bought illmatic instead"

"Crossroads by bone thugs and harmony is a skipper because it usually gets me thinking about my fallen soldier's"

by No skippers January 20, 2009

Slippery Git Mat

A near friction free disc seperating the slipmant and platter of a professional turntable. Greatly aids the manipulation of a record on the turntable

This slippery git mat is really slippery

by Darren Lambert March 27, 2004