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Self patdown

To check one's pockets for cell phone/wallet/keys before jumping in a pool or the ocean.
I always do a self patdown before I jump in the water.
by cq29 June 1, 2010
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self destruct button

The name given to a zit on your back that you can't reach to pop, so it irritates the hell out of you.
by O.D. Batt August 20, 2010
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Self-frisk

1. The process men go through every morning to check their pockets for everything they need for the day (wallet, cell phone, keys, etc.).

2. The act of frantically patting oneself down in order to locate a missing crucial item which should be in one's pockets (ticket stubs, receipts, keys, etc.).
Person 1: So when I finally got the check I discovered that I didn't even have my wallet!

Person 2: Why didn't you do a self-frisk this morning to make sure you had it?

Person A: Your ticket stub, sir?

Person B: *self-frisks* I have two quarters here...and my receipt from lunch...and here it is. *hands over*
by SirSpen February 19, 2011
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self-poster

Someone who comments on their own comments in a social networking environment.
John (status update): Good morning world!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!
by nearly civilized November 17, 2011
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Self Esteemicals

An expression of one self that a person may or may not possess. A person can have low self esteemicals or high self esteemicals depending on how they think of themselves as a person.
Person 1: Ya know, I love you and all, but you're really short
Person 2: Thanks for messing with my low self esteemicals
by Jack Phuckterpuss December 4, 2011
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Self-banter

To deliberately mock oneself in a banterous fashion in order to join in on a joke or else when no comeback is forthcoming when a friend banters with you.
Friend: mate your head is massive
You: ye its the size of a planet inn'it! self-banter!
by banterlad May 4, 2012
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self-locker

To fit a penis cage voluntarily as part of a celebate lifestyle choice
Tony loved his cock cage although his naturist friend's thought his self-locker celebacy a litle extreme.

Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status

The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.

Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice
by Townsman December 29, 2014
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