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Florida Rubber

The act of getting your soft penis bit of by a stripper and replacing it with a pink and green dildo then putting on a dildo and having a threesome with your neighbors wife and an alligator
My dick was small so I got a Florida rubber and had a threesome with my neighbors wife and the neighborhood gator.
by Haystackdaddy February 16, 2021
mugGet the Florida Rubbermug.

Rubber Scene

Rubber Scene is when two gay guys or one gay guy talk about a Dildo.Or when they use one.
Friend of Dorothy's ,was talking about the Rubber Scene.(Dorothy's Friends are gay guys,orgay people,Rubber Scene is Dildo)
by ¥@@$€€|\| September 23, 2020
mugGet the Rubber Scenemug.

rubber ducky

most of the time yellow, can be any color overall with different patterns and textures.

made of either plastic or hard rubber

also used as collections and decorations (for instance on the windshield of a jeep)

it doesnt really quack, it squeaks.
guy 1: rubber ducky
guy 2: best shower item
guy 1: bro no it’s not meant to be with you naked in the shower, give it some space.
guy 2: but that’s what it’s used for
guy 1: it can also be a collection
guy 3: i have an army of rubber ducky(s) in my jeep
guy 1&2: um ok
guy 3: attack!!!
guy 1&2: what
*rubber ducks spill out from his jeep all with needles as weapons*
(why am i making this so long)
guy 1&2: aaaaaaaaaa
by jsavy June 29, 2024
mugGet the rubber duckymug.

Hand rubber

Those hand rubbers never spend any money
by hotdogs12473 January 4, 2025
mugGet the Hand rubbermug.

rubber luck

rubber luck is a term used to ascribe a condition of circumstance whereby an individual alternately seems to have alternately remarkable good and exceptionally bad fortune.
"I never seen anyone with such rubber luck. Yesterday he was filling out insurance forms to cover his house fire, today he went to the assayer's office with a fifteen pound gold nugget he found when his jeep got run off the road into the creek."
by Coz the Shroom November 22, 2013
mugGet the rubber luckmug.

rubber tug

When jerk off your ballsack rather than jerking off your schlong
That rubber tug hurt my testiclads
by Longandhairyhard2carry January 8, 2017
mugGet the rubber tugmug.

Rubber Walrus Protectors

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.
Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....
by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024
mugGet the Rubber Walrus Protectorsmug.

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