by tykebyke September 6, 2009

A large diesel truck equipped to blow large clouds of black smoke to signal a desire for deep anal fisting
by Datsu smallcoch July 10, 2015

A phrase/food derived from the Asian food spring rolls. A deep-fried type of roll containing in the center of it, any type of crappy leftover food in the back of the fridge that you scrape together. The only people that make this are the southern black people who are so ghetto fabulous that they can't afford to buy good food so they live off of that shit.
Reggie: Yo man you wanna go pick up some Chinese. I'm fuckin hungry.
Tyrone: Nahh, I got some shit in the back of the fridge I can use to make bling rolls. It's only like 4 weeks old.
Reggie: Last time I ate that shit I fuckin puked.
Tyrone: Nahh, I got some shit in the back of the fridge I can use to make bling rolls. It's only like 4 weeks old.
Reggie: Last time I ate that shit I fuckin puked.
by Bling Master August 15, 2005

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

A fat, girthy, engorged penis that is consticted by a cock ring, band or other device turning the knob a deep, dark shade of red.
Roger turned on the porn and grabbed his lube for a quick wank after he had donned his cock ring and stiffened up a lobster roll.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

On excessively obese individuals, a roll of fat that hangs down below the belly and over the pubic region.
TeeJay's loin roll had become so immense, he could no longer see his penis without using a hand mirror.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

by kitkatcatjesus August 31, 2013
