Piston Return Spring

a fictional auto part used as a prank

"dont forget to install the piston return spring."

by dtall September 10, 2012

retarded randy

the process in which one retards hismself to the point of blurting out sarcastic remarks and hoping everyone will think they are funny. And he has a beard.

dude you are such a retarded randy. no one is impressed.

by retarded randy May 3, 2008

Big Red Retard

A nickname for professinal wrestler, Kane aka Glen Jacobs. This nickname was coined by The Rock, and always and forever will be known and connected with Kane

"The Big Red Retard can finally speak!"

by JTRAIN28 December 31, 2011

retro

something that is old fashioned but currently cool!

That indie chick goes for the retro look

by puke April 23, 2003

retifism

Shoe fetishism; one who is sexually aroused by shoes or footwear.

I'm really into retifism--there's nothing hotter than a woman wearing high heeled shoes. Love those stilettos!

by elementalangst May 25, 2006

retch

to vomit.

I think I am going to retch.

And suddenly, from out of no where, masses of people ran out of the building, on to the street at near record-setting paces, only stopping to retch. The retching continued, the people in the back and slower ones, slipped on the excretments, and became part of the conglomeration on the ground.

by bob jones May 13, 2005

retard quotes

These occur when people are too stupid to know how to make quotes on their keyboard correctly, using `` (the symbol to the left of the 1 on your keyboard) instead of ". Not to be confused with retard apostrophes, which is when people use ` instead of '. Both are very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.

Why can't Jordan figure out how to type quotes properly instead of using retard quotes?

by Chernorizets Hrabr September 25, 2004