cable rage

The incomparable rage that one feels when dealing with the cable company, when they repeatedly put you on hold for 20 minutes then cut you off, when they cancel a reapir visit after calling your office number to confirm a 7 am visit to your house when you told them to call home, when they tell you to stay home from work for an 8 hour service window because they can't accomdate your weekend request for a month.

Similar to road rage but perhaps a bit less likely to be lethal.

I am in serious cable rage after dealing with those monoploy shitheads at the cable company for the 5th time in the past two weeks. If I could get my hands on some of them right now, ther term 'going postal' might be replaced by 'going cable'.

by Michael Levitan April 4, 2008

Vape Rage

The feeling that consumes a nicotine fiend when they lose their prized tool (vape), although usually momentary, this feeling will intensify as long as the fiend is separated from his/her prize.

Thomas: Where's my vape?
Joe: I don't know
Thomas: Fuck man !! Where the fuck is my vape
Joe: Man you got some vape rage

by whetwaters April 13, 2020

Fecal Rage

This is the anger you feel upon stepping out from a shower or bath and discovering you need to have a bowel movement. You go from feeling freshly clean to feeling like you have a dirty ass.

As Brian stepped out of the shower a feeling in his guts sent him into a fecal rage.

by Captain Clean August 6, 2011

rage kiss

When you're mad at someone and you just want to kiss him or her with rage.

- Fuck you.
- Fuck off.
- Let me fuck you!
- Deal.
*rage kiss*

by @gal December 22, 2015

song rage

When a person hears a song that they dislike so much that they become enraged and possibly go off on a tangent ranting why the song is so horrible. Usually occurs when different generations of music and people come in contact with each other.

Guy 1: Dude I was listening to some Kanye West yesterday when my dad walked in.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: He went into a song rage and started yelling about what a shit artist Kanye is.
Guy 2: Oh.

by Marshall Sm1th. April 29, 2014

Rona Rage

Paradoxical anger at a negative covid-19 antibody test.

Kim flew into severe Rona Rage when her antibody test came back negative, since she was hoping to have developed immunity but now has to stay hyper-quarantined like the rest of us.

by raspberryjorge May 5, 2020

Rage Save

When you press random buttons in frustration during a hard battle (boss fight, annoying group of enemies, etc.), and inadvertantly figuring out a new technique to help win against the enemies.

Gamer 1: I kept getting KO'd while fighting Galactus on Marvel vs. Capcom 3, so I threw down my controller one time when he did one of his finishing moves, but I didn't die!

Gamer 2: Nice Rage Save.

by Kurt the Jailer March 7, 2011