by Dryrobert February 1, 2021
Get the Dry Robertmug. A sexy gremlin who seeks revenge and has a family with 2 kids. He is very famous and has so many fangirls. But he is secretly broken inside. He is smart, funny and most of all handsome.
by Abducteed October 28, 2021
Get the Robert Gremlinmug. An individual who stands out from the crowd with his terrible Dad or pun jokes. He can be heard with his distinct Asthma infused seizure animal call which sounds his habitat in a high pitched decibel, an alternative "nose laugh" may be heard in rare cases. A Robert E. or a Robertus Abusmaximus is a rather large creature that walks on its 2's and is by default muscular and very athletic, defined by its very strong abdominal strength and vascular biceps.
A Robert E's diet consists of a balanced diets, mainly being Tuna of assorted flavourings and the occasional pizza. A Robert E loves to maintain a balanced and will work out for 20 minutes to burn off excess energy.
The most common attribute of a Robert E is that it likes to sound its prey terrible dad or pun jokes causing ear drum ruptures and eyes to fall out and wither. Anyone who lives to see the next day after experiencing the Robert joke usually develop mental disorders like autism or dementia causing breaking down in life.
A Robert E's diet consists of a balanced diets, mainly being Tuna of assorted flavourings and the occasional pizza. A Robert E loves to maintain a balanced and will work out for 20 minutes to burn off excess energy.
The most common attribute of a Robert E is that it likes to sound its prey terrible dad or pun jokes causing ear drum ruptures and eyes to fall out and wither. Anyone who lives to see the next day after experiencing the Robert joke usually develop mental disorders like autism or dementia causing breaking down in life.
e.g.
Robert E. "Hey guys did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?"
Audience "No"
Robert E. "The food was good, but it had no atmosphere"
Robert E. "haha good one me"
Robert E. "Hey guys did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?"
Audience "No"
Robert E. "The food was good, but it had no atmosphere"
Robert E. "haha good one me"
by injct7retardawannaz December 3, 2013
Get the Robert E.mug. The ultimate human, a form of life often considered to be immortal and unbelievably incredible. Also known as- Goatward, Kingward, and Beautifulnessward.
by Haywardlover101 August 22, 2023
Get the Robert Haywardmug. A father that works hard for his family. He is a camping and four wheel driving enthusiast that loves a good beer with mates. When asking him a question just be prepared for a positive grunt or a negative grunt, no matter what type of answer you require.
by a literal child August 12, 2022
Get the Robert Effieldmug. 
if you have ever come into contact with Jaime you will know that he is horrible and he will do anything to get his own way and will hurt you and you wont even realise. he will make you life hell because all he does is steel, lie, pawn and a lot more but he will make it look like he is in the wrong but underneath all of that is a bunch of lies that if you think are the truth you will be damaged. so stay away from him.
by rob stell April 4, 2019
Get the jaime robertsmug.