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reading the bible

The term "reading the bible" refers to any situation that is bad, illegal, or just naughty like sex or drugs.
You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"

You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.
by xShannonx July 16, 2008
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by Why Must You Read This February 9, 2021
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Readsturbate

(V): Readsturbate; The act of reading a pornographic magazine, usually playboy, with the intent to masturbate to the images, but instead getting caught up reading the articles.

(Adj): Readsturbating; the act of being engaged in readsturbating.
Ted: "Dave's been in the bathroom a while. I saw him go in with a playboy, but it's been over two hours."

Ned: "Oh, he's probably just readsturbating."

Dave: "You two get away from the door, I'm trying to readsturbate here!"
by Nick Lowers August 12, 2009
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I'm ready!

A phrase made popular by Spongebob Squarepants. Used when excited, antsy, or trying to make an akward or unwanted situation less serious by quoting Spongebob.
Doctor: ok, time for your shot
Child: I'm ready!
by I~luv~squid January 10, 2009
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Book-readin' faggot shit

Book readin' faggot shit. A term, used by military personnel, to indicate technical topics, or similar items associated with a college education.
Engineering? That's Book-readin' faggot shit.
by The Winker21 November 11, 2009
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Shovel Ready

Similar to pork-barrel spending.

1. Infrastructure projects that CANNOT be started quickly, EVEN when funds become available.

2. Plain old government waste.
On Oct.13 2010, in an Interview with the NYT, Obama said "there's no such thing as shovel ready projects."
by DimDawg February 27, 2011
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proof reader

Someone who corrects the English mistakes in the work of another writer. The shepherd who safely guides thoughts and ideas through the swamps of the English language. A maintenance worker who struggles to keep that cobbled together bridge between the writers mind and the readers mind called English from collapsing. A harmless drudge who works just as hard on a toilet paper ad as on a work that will be considered a jewel of western literature. A pain in the neck when it's your paper they're correcting.
The quality of your paper is A+, the mechanics is D- , you are a miserable proof reader. I really stink at English my spouse has to proofread all my writing.
by knowman March 22, 2008
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