pure beast mode

In a supreme state of beasting it day in day out or doing something in great and superior to everyone else out there

Did you see him playing basketball, he is in pure beast mode right now.

by Bben September 28, 2007

pure shit

when your shit has not hard substances to hurt your asshole on the way out.

pure shits are so relaxing

by oihasonasaksn March 5, 2009

united parcel service

The worst shipping company in the world if you thought that USPS was bad think again!

I used the United Parcel Service ground for cross country shipping the contents arrived broken

by airbus320neo August 27, 2017

Your perception of

Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could see was deliberate.

Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

99 percenter

When you pee and can't get that last 1% out due to:
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.

Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.

'The bathroom at the shop is next to the hot secretary's desk. Didn't want her to hear me fart so had to pull a 99 percenter. That's why I have that piss spot on my pants...FML!"

by Cath8r/Rob bert March 9, 2015

Very Pure Glass

Made from the finest sand in heaven then gently carried to earth by an angel
to make cables.

Person: Hey what's very pure glass?
Person 2: Glass that's VERY PURE. It's in the name dumbass.
(Worst definition ever)

by NaniKoreWa May 31, 2018

Worshipping the Porcelain Altar

Throwing up. Can be used in two ways:
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.

a)

Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.

b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.

by grapefruit95 June 14, 2010